兰德尔成人肉过山车|龙勇球迷期待会师总决赛|拉文看谁谁怀孕

时间:6年前 (2018-03-16)来源:怀孕期阅读量: 760

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兰德尔成人肉过山车|龙勇球迷期待会师总决赛|拉文看谁谁怀孕 

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (15-27) defeat the Dallas Mavericks (15-29) 107-101

[赛后]湖人107-101独行侠,兰德尔23+15,英格拉姆伤退,DSJ23分

[–]LakersVforVilliam 573 指標 4小時前*

NO ONE BEATS THE LAKERS 14 15 TIMES IN A ROW!

湖人球迷:没人能连续1415次击败湖人!

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramWiggle_x_3 225 指標 4小時前*

Except the Blazers

Edit : oh and also the Mavs, they did beat us 14 times in a row.

湖人球迷:除了开拓者。

p.s. 哦对了,还有独行侠,他们确实面对我们拿下了14连胜。

[–]Lakersspeckzx 73 指標 4小時前

Fuck the Blazers

湖人球迷:开拓者滚滚滚!

[–]Trail Blazersiheartquokkas 33 指標 4小時前

see you in March babe 😉

开拓者球迷:哈哈,咱们3月份见哦。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Balljoaopvm 103 指標 4小時前

Not if I close my eyes

湖人球迷:不听不听,我闭眼了,啥都看不见。

[–]Lakersbanditandrew 134 指標 4小時前

JU I HATE YOU AND LOVE YOU

湖人球迷:兰德尔真是让我又爱又恨啊!

[–]Lakerssoapaddict97 19 指標 4小時前

I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU

湖人球迷:唉,我恨的是,我爱你啊兰德尔(你却不在球队的长远计划内)。

[–]LakersTheOctagon24 121 指標 4小時前

I miss Ingram dude was gonna have a huge game before he got hurt

湖人球迷:真想英格拉姆啊,在他伤退之前,似乎要在这场比赛搞点大事情啊。

[–]Lakerssolarxbear 20 指標 3小時前

He was going to get a triple double for sure

湖人球迷:可以确定的是,要是他这场不伤,三双是稳了。。

[–][DAL] Gian ClavellUlisUK 538 指標 5小時前

Tank you very much Lakers

独行侠球迷:摆烂路上,感谢湖人。

[–]LakersJesusSama 394 指標 4小時前

We help your tank and we move a step closer to not giving the Celtics a pick.

Okay with this. GG Mavbros.

湖人球迷:我们帮你摆烂,还进一步减小了把选秀权送给凯尔特人的可能。

嗯,结果还不错。精彩的比赛哦,独行侠们。

[–]MavericksCyronix- 124 指標 4小時前

The Best timeline.

独行侠球迷:岁月静好,一切都是最好的安排。

[–]LakersTheOctagon24 286 指標 5小時前

This game:

“Wtf Randle?!?”

Quickly followed by:

“Holy shit Randle what a play!!”

湖人球迷:本场比赛:

“靠!兰德尔搞毛线啊?!!”

然后紧跟着,

“我勒个去!兰德尔真神了!”

[–]LakersNico777 144 指標 5小時前

Repeated 4 or 5 times. Dude's a human rollercoaster.

湖人球迷:上述过程得重复个4、5次吧。兰德尔简直就是人肉过山车啊。

[–]LakersLaker_Fan69 81 指標 4小時前

If we could somehow figure out how to instill some BBIQ in him he’d be incredible. He just does silly things so often but the talent is there

湖人球迷:要是我们能想出什么法子给兰德尔灌输点儿篮球智商的话,他会变得很不可思议的。他只是老做一些没脑子的事儿而已,但是天赋在那儿摆着呢。

[–]Lakersvalyrianstealyobitch 81 指標 5小時前

Only Clarkson and Randle can make me love them and hate them in 2 consecutive plays

湖人球迷:只有克拉克森和兰德尔能让我在连续2个回合内爱上他们再恨透他们。

[–]LakersBoreManLou 70 指標 5小時前

Randle goes from Anthony Bennett to Karl Malone 5-6 times a game

湖人球迷:兰德尔一场比赛里能有5、6次从安东尼-本内特变身到卡尔-马龙。

[–][CLE] Kyle KorverLeKing_James 267 指標 5小時前

Lakers 4-0 since Ringer article

自从Ringer发文以来,湖人4胜0负了。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNotARealPenguinToday 106 指標 5小時前

3-0 since Ringer I beleive, 4-0 since Lavar calling out Luke.

湖人球迷:我记得是Ringer发文后是3胜0负,球爹喷沃顿之后湖人是4胜0负。

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers beat the Sacramento Kings 126-105, lead by Willie Reed's 14 Points and 13 Rebounds

[赛后]国王105-126快船,路威26分,里德14+13,考利斯坦23+13

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid76ersDynasty 94 指標 4小時前*

Clippers quietly half a game out of the playoffs.

不声不响间,快船距离西部第8还有半个胜场的差距。

[–][SAS] Avery JohnsonRecycledCan 41 指標 4小時前*

And 1.5 out of 5th

Edit: 1 game out

距离第5是1.5个胜场。

更正:1个胜场。

[–]Raptorsdrakefan6 28 指標 4小時前

wtf OKC is 1 game out of the playoffs?

我去,雷霆再输一场就掉出前8了?

[–][DAL] Jose CalderonMrVincent17 13 指標 2小時前

So are Portland and Denver

开拓者和掘金也一样。

[–][LAC] Blake GriffinClipdodgecharge[S] 15 指標 4小時前

The Logo and Glen Rivers have really changed this team for the better. Who knew 2 way players and 2nd round picks could be working towards being a playoff team.

快船球迷:Logo Man和里弗斯真的让这支球队变得更好了。谁能想到一堆双向合同球员跟2轮秀能让球队向季后赛进发。

[–]Clippersmasterfain 11 指標 4小時前

Wtf. I never heard of Harrell before this season, but he’s slowly becoming one of my favorite Clippers.

快船球迷:我去,这赛季之前我根本没听过哈雷尔这号人,但是他慢慢成为我最喜欢的快船球员之一了。

[–]Warriorsthrowbacklyrics 8 指標 4小時前

Y'all take care of Jerry West.

勇士球迷:照顾好杰里-韦斯特,拜托了。

[–]NBAurfaselol 20 指標 4小時前

Another game for milos

特奥多西奇打得不赖啊。

[–]ClippersTheProphetOfPain 17 指標 4小時前

Sweet Lou with a casual 26

快船球迷:路威爸爸随随便便一个26分。

[Post Game Thread] The Oklahoma City Thunder (23-20) defeat Charlotte Hornets (16-25) 101-91Post Game Thread

[赛后]雷霆101-91黄蜂,威少25+10+7,亚当斯14+11,霍华德11+17

[–]Thunderrangersrule1997 79 指標 3小時前

Uncle Ray and the bench mob deserve the majority of credit for this W

雷霆球迷:费尔顿叔叔跟板凳匪帮是这场胜利的大功臣。

[–][NYK] Ramon Sessionsmatiissbau[S] 34 指標 3小時前

Love that my THICCC BOI is so good for you guys!! 33

尼克斯球迷:真开心看到“肥”尔顿在你们那儿打得这么好,么么!!

[–][NYK] Carmelo Anthonyburnedgoat 47 指標 3小時前

More rebounds than points

StayMe7o

尼克斯球迷:篮板比得分还多。

#瓜依然甜

[–]ThunderBlistersonmytoes 36 指標 3小時前

Steven Adams

雷霆球迷:史蒂文-亚当斯真大腿!

[–]BullsDunnAndDusted 15 指標 3小時前

The man is an offensive rebounding machine.

他就是台进攻篮板机器啊。

[–][CHA] Michael Kidd-Gilchristcp5 8 指標 3小時前

Maybe playoffs next year huh

黄蜂球迷:唉,这赛季季后赛算是吹了。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownJustament 27 指標 3小時前

Hope that Kemba can get into a better situation before he starts declining

真希望沃克在状态下滑之前能到一个更好的环境里打球。

[–][NYK] Carmelo Anthonyburnedgoat 4 指標 3小時前

We'll take him

尼克斯球迷:我家大门常打开,开放怀抱等你。

[–][BKN] Caris LeVertsgremka 9 指標 2小時前*

That's not a better situation

Edit: in hindsight i think it would be better. The kp Kemba pick and roll would be orgasmic

篮网球迷:那可不算更好的环境。

p.s. 马后炮地说,(要是当年沃克被尼克斯选中)我觉得会比现在更好些。波尔津吉斯和沃克的挡拆配合会让人爽歪歪的。

[Post Game Thread] The Washington Wizards (25-18) squeak out a win over the Brooklyn Nets (16-27) in OT, 119-113

[赛后]篮网113-119奇才,沃尔23+16,比尔24+6,霍利斯杰弗森22+7

[–][WAS] Bradley Bealplasmamaker 33 指標 55 分鐘前

Not today old friend

奇才球迷:老伙计,今儿可不是时候哦。

[–]Wizardshappyflappypancakes 34 指標 58 分鐘前

Nets dominated us this season. Even with this loss they out played us in the second half.

奇才球迷:这赛季篮网把我们治得服服帖帖的。哪怕今天我们赢了,他们下半场的得分还高过我们呢。

[–][WAS] Kelly Oubrestarrybubble[S] 11 指標 58 分鐘前

just glad we didnt get swept

奇才球迷:真开心我们赛季没被横扫。

[–]Wizardscaveman57 19 指標 1小時前

Led by 23

Game went to OT

Playing against the Nets

...How the fuck did we win that?

奇才球迷:领先23分,然后打到加时赛,对手还是篮网。

谁能告诉我我们是怎么赢的么……

[–][BKN] Spencer DinwiddieMisterBellic 17 指標 1小時前*

Can't be too mad. The Nets had no business winning this game after the first half, yet they went on a monster comeback to force OT. Really proud of this team. Also, Jarrett Allen is going to be really good. GG, Wizards.

篮网球迷:我没啥好抱怨的。上半场过后本来篮网已经没可能赢球了,但是他们下半场强势反弹,愣是逼进加时赛。真为这支球队感到骄傲。另外,贾莱特-阿伦变得越来越棒了。真是场精彩的比赛。

[–][BKN] Reggie EvansExpulsure 15 指標 1小時前*

Imagine we weren't down by 23 at one point? That would've been nice. Shoutout to 19 year old rookie Jarrett Allen with 16pts/8rebs and 4-4 from the FT line in OT with a +8. Really earned the minutes he got today. Sucks that we lost, but I'm used to losing close games at this point.

篮网球迷:想象下要是我们没有在上半场挖了23分的大坑会怎样?本该会有不错的结局吧。真该给19岁的新秀贾莱特-阿伦点赞,16分8篮板,加时赛4罚全中,全场正负值+8。他的表现完全对得起今天的出场时间。输球是很糟,但是我已经习惯了,在这种比分胶着的比赛里,球队总差一口气。

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (35-9) defeat the Toronto Raptors (29-12) 127-125Post Game Thread

[赛后]勇士127-125猛龙,克莱26分,库里24+6+9,杜兰特25+6+5,德罗赞42分

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 449 指標 1小時前

I'm proud of our team, great game

猛龙球迷:我为球队感到自豪,精彩的比赛。

[–]WarriorsPipperypembo 246 指標 1小時前

No Lowry too Raptors spooky

勇士球迷:这场洛瑞还没上,猛龙天赋满满啊。

[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 72 指標 1小時前

scary even, weve evolved

猛龙球迷:甚至让联盟人见人怕哟,我们已经又进步了。

[–]Warriorsmanisier 44 指標 1小時前

Raptors push us so hard every time, even if we're playing really well

勇士球迷:每次与猛龙对阵,你们都给我们施加巨大的压力,哪怕我们表现得真的很不错了。

[–][GSW] Dorell Wrightvinhhsanityy 69 指標 1小時前

GG. You guys are legit

勇士球迷:精彩的比赛!你龙真不错。

[–]RaptorsAprilsMostAmazing 97 指標 1小時前

And you guys are a cheat code

猛龙球迷:你勇真挂B。

[–]Celticsatrain56 52 指標 1小時前

That's a nice lead you have there. It would be a shame if I swished this 40 foot 3 pointer ....

猛龙能领先一阵儿就说明打得不赖了。要是我命中了12米远的3分还落后,那可太丢人了……

[–]WeRightHere 126 指標 1小時前

Raptors have nothing to be ashamed about. That was one of the most acceptable losses I've seen a team have.

Without Kyle, come back from a 27 point deficit to the defending champs and they're still 29-12 which is a great record.

猛龙没什么可羞愧的。在我看来,这场比赛是一支球队最能接受的失利之一。

缺少洛瑞,还能在面对联盟防守第1的球队时填上27分的大坑,况且他们战绩依然有29胜12负,还是不错的成绩呢。

[–]RaptorsSnowy_Thighs 25 指標 1小時前

Best part is we're actually moving the ball and it's showing that when it's not just slow iso ball we can compete with top tier competition

猛龙球迷:最棒的地方在于,我们真的在转移球,这说明当球队不降下节奏一味单打,我们是能和联盟顶级的对手掰掰手腕儿的。

[–]Raptorsfourth-quarter 911 指標 1小時前

TFW your team wins no matter which team wins

“两支球队谁赢我都开心”时的表情[译注1]。

[译注1]:德雷克是勇士球迷,也是猛龙的全球形象大使。

[–]Raptors BandwagonUnIsForUnity 148 指標 1小時前

Lmao knew it

哈哈哈哈,我就知道会上这张图。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 93 指標 1小時前

Gg guys, that was an awesome game !

勇士球迷:兄弟,精彩的比赛,这场球太棒了!

[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 37 指標 1小時前

GG my west coast brother. See yall in the finals !

猛龙球迷:是啊,西海岸的兄弟,咱们总决赛见!

[–]Raptorsdrakefan6 106 指標 1小時前

lmao. Not gonna lie though he made the game so much better. Every time he shit talked durant, KD would just drill another fucking shot. And when he shit talked Curry and he missed both freethrows lmao

猛龙球迷:真是笑尿了。不过说真的,德雷克让比赛变得更精彩了。每当他跟杜兰特说垃圾话,杜兰特就会起手来记日天的投篮回应。而当他对着库里喷时,哈哈,库里2罚不中。

[–]RaptorsRayenLoL 83 指標 1小時前

Yeah... if he could stop shit-talking Durant that would be great.

猛龙球迷:是啊……要是他能不跟杜兰特讲垃圾话就好了。

[–]WarriorsHishaam00 55 指標 1小時前

ANYONE ELSE HEART RATE WAS REALLY HIGH OR WAS IT JUST ME??? WHAT A GREAT GAME.

勇士球迷:还有人心率快爆炸了么,还是只有我?这场比赛太棒了!!!

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanN7Brendan 349 指標 1小時前

I WANT A SERIES

猛龙球迷:我想看一轮系列赛对决!!!

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonKelseyPlumFan 226 指標 1小時前

Sure let’s do it in June

勇士球迷:当然,让我们6月会师吧。

[–]WarriorsBerserk72 79 指標 1小時前

Do not fuck up the playoffs! If you go back to playoff Raptors, I will...be sad.

勇士球迷:别在季后赛搞砸了啊!要是你们又变回季后赛版猛龙的话,我会……会难过的。

[–]RaptorsSamiMadeMeDoIt 170 指標 1小時前*

We can hang with anyone in the Eastern playoffs I don’t care what anyone says

This team feels so much different than last years team and even the team that made the ECF

We play like an actual team now and it really shows

猛龙球迷:我才不在乎别人怎么说呢,我觉得我们在东部季后赛可以不虚任何球队。

这支队伍和上赛季,甚至是打进东部决赛的那支猛龙很不一样。

现在我们打得像一支真正的团队,真的能看出来。

[–]Vancouver Grizzliesyelnatz 35 指標 1小時前

Raptors at the end

赛后猛龙。

老兄,我差点儿就搞定你了。

[Post Game Thread] The Chicago Bulls (16-27) defeat the Detroit Pistons (22-19), 107-105

[赛后]活塞105-107公牛,邓恩18+8,马尔卡宁19分,拉文复出19分钟砍14分

[–][CHI] Rajon Rondoawsomeworks 114 指標 1小時前

MFW bulls going all the way

公牛球迷:公牛高歌猛进时,我的表情。

[–]Bullssnowcone_wars 50 指標 1小時前

I think I'm pregnant now

公牛球迷:我觉得我现在怀孕了。

[–]BullsMeerooo 10 指標 52 分鐘前

wtf I just gave birth

公牛球迷:靠,我刚生产完。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 17 指標 54 分鐘前

公牛球迷:

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanen12temp 10 指標 1小時前

I'm very quickly falling in love

公牛球迷:我怎么这么快便有种恋爱了的感觉。

[–]WarriorsPipperypembo 68 指標 1小時前

Lavine Dunn Markkanen are going to be so good

拉文,邓恩,马尔卡宁,仨小伙儿会变得非常棒的。

[–]BullsDunnAndDusted 8 指標 1小時前

Just wait til we get Doncic.

公牛球迷:坐等东契奇到来,搞一波事情。

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanenultralightdick 21 指標 56 分鐘前

But we aren't tanking hard enough:0

公牛球迷:呃,但是我们现在摆烂得不够努力啊。

[–]RaptorsMimi108 25 指標 1小時前

Mirotic. He's a good player.

This Bulls team is hype. Absolutely excited for them.

米罗蒂奇,他是个好球员。

这支公牛真让人兴奋。我血脉完全因他们沸腾了!

[–]ThulianSlate 4 指標 1小時前

Utah should trade for him

爵士队应该把他交易过去。

[–][CHI] Ben Gordonnick168 19 指標 1小時前

Friendship ended with tank, now winning is my new best friend

公牛球迷:我们和摆烂友尽了,现在赢球是我的最好的朋友。

[Post-Game Thread] The San Antonio Spurs (29-15) defeat the Denver Nuggets (22-21), 112-80

[赛后]马刺112-80掘金,伦纳德19+8+4,贝尔坦斯18分,约基奇23+9+7

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicKATAndJokic 43 指標 1小時前

nuggets shot 35% from the field and jokic shot 61% while having the most points, rebounds and assists

I think that sums up the effort from the Nuggets tonight.

掘金球迷:掘金命中率35%,而约基奇命中率61%,得分、篮板还有助攻都是全队最高。

我觉得这总结了掘金今晚比赛表现。

[–][SAS] Mike D'AntoniThe98Legend 7 指標 45 分鐘前

Jokic was unstoppable really. Really fun to watch him work on offense

马刺球迷:约基奇真的无法阻挡。看他在进攻端的表现真的很享受。

[–]NormanImmanuel 18 指標 1小時前

Love watching Jokic play, he's like a really big Kyle Anderson.

很喜欢看约基奇打球,他真的就像个大号版凯尔-安德森。

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardLan_Hikari 10 指標 1小時前

Only had 5 assists but it felt like he was the conductor of the offense when he was in. His passes were incredibly smart even if they dont show up on the stat sheet

马刺球迷:虽然只有5个助攻,但是感觉他在场时他就是进攻的指挥官。他的传球真是太聪明了,虽然说这些没法反应在数据栏上吧。

[–]NuggetsNidzo_888 7 指標 1小時前

He actually had 7 assists I think

掘金球迷:我记得他实际有7个助攻。

[–][SAS] Boban Marjanoviccoolcoolnodoubt 15 指標 1小時前

I'm here to swish 3s and fuck bitches. And I'm done shootings 3s

马刺球迷:我是来用三分征服尔等小贱人的,现在三分投完了,该你们了!

[–]SpursScholeskjaer 22 指標 1小時前

Davis 'Bae' Bertans. That buttery smooth shooting stroke is orgasmic!

马刺球迷:戴维斯-甜心-贝尔坦斯。那记黄油般丝滑的投篮真是让我爽翻了!!!

[–]Pelicansvolzovio 5 指標 1小時前

Best Davis in the league?

鹈鹕球迷:这就是联盟里的最强戴维斯么?

[–]Hawksterafunker 3 指標 40 分鐘前

Without question.

那可不。

[–]SpursSinMichael 22 指標 1小時前

Leonard played more minutes than LA.

马刺球迷:伦纳德出场时间比阿尔德里奇还长了。

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 8 指標 1小時前

It says he played 34 mins when he only played 28 wtf

马刺球迷:我去,说他出场34分钟,实际他才打了28分钟。

[–]Spurswidelyruled 11 指標 1小時前

5 steals. Already in peak defensive form.

马刺球迷:贡献了5次抢断。已经恢复到了顶级防守形态了。

[–]Spurskanyeguisada 20 指標 1小時前

Kawhi still isn't quite 100%, still a bit hesitant a couple times, but imagining him firing on all cylinders at the end of the year... plus if the team starts playing as well as we did tonight, and a healthy Rudy Gay off the bench, I think we have a legitimate shot at the Championship this year.

马刺球迷:伦纳德还没完全恢复,有时他还是会有所犹豫,但是想象下这赛季末的时候他火力全开的样子吧。另外要是球队现在开始每场比赛都能打得像今晚这么好,板凳席上鲁迪-盖伊恢复健康,我认为这赛季我们很有机会争夺总冠军。

[–]SpursMeC0195 16 指標 1小時前

Patty's great and all, but lately you can bet on him turning it over stupidly and giving away easy buckets. Is he trying to bite more than he can chew? Can someone tell him he'll never be CP3?

马刺球迷:米尔斯各方面都不错,但是最近他总会有些愚蠢的失误,防守端也总给对方轻松得分的机会。他是不是有些贪多嚼不烂,有些托大啊?能不能来个人告诉他,他永远不会成为保罗那样么?

[–]SpursToinouAngel 10 指標 1小時前

He really hasn't been great at all this season. It's a shame.

马刺球迷:他这赛季真的不怎么样。太丢人了。

[–]SpursCapereli 55 指標 1小時前

And people in this sub try telling me Ginobili isn't an All-Star smh

马刺球迷:唉,论坛里还有人想跟我说吉诺比利不是个全明星级别的球员呢。

[–]Spurswidelyruled 6 指標 1小時前

I'm starting to think he does have access to a secret fountain of youth.

马刺球迷:我开始相信他真的找到了有关不老泉的秘密。

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